Black Suede Scandal?

I got a weird email spam this morning regarding a supposed Cebu scandal. And yes, I actually check the spam titles before deleting them...everytime. Coz you never know what gossip you may miss. And so I read on and it went to say that a case will be filed for patient-doctor confidentiality breach regarding a youtube vid of an anal surgery.

WTF?! How and why the heck would an anal surgery be interesting to merit online space?

.....BODY SPRAY BOTTLE IN THE HOLE!


Oh, that's interesting! So I went ahead and searched through youtube planet. Took me just 5 minutes to finally get into a copy of a copy of the original upload. Turns out, the originals and other copies have been erased, for some legal reasons. Anyway, the vid was obviously taken with a phonecam and it looked like it was done inside the O.R. To me, the procedure actually was not surgery, it's more of lost item recovery, as I don't think an incision was needed to get through the freaking bottle. So there, dirty/contaminated surgery, whatever you wish to call it, it was a fiasco in that certain cubicle, they were cheering, for barf's sake. At one point, a member of the team even said "put it back in!" I also noticed 2 other cams recording the whole thing so I'm sure other vids will soon surface.



If you're wondering how the hell did this thing happen, CLICK HERE for a version of what probably transpired.



I feel so bad for..........the bottle. Poverty sucks that people can't even afford a decent dildo.

Lessons learned from this:
1. Have sex without booze and drugs. Trust me, it's better to feel the pressure when you're fully conscious.
2. Love thy lube...lots of it.
3. If you can't fart, then something's wrong with the pipes.






GTGL8RZ!